Have a secret admirer or be a secret admirer?

Valentine's Day or St. Patrick's Day?

Eat heart-shaped dog treats or eat rose petals?

Have flowers grow in your footsteps or helium balloons released when you sit down?

Dress up as the Queen or Hearts or Cupid for the month of February?

Have flowers for hair or paper hearts for eyelashes?

Get an expensive gift or go on vacation?

Eat 1,000 chocolates or pick 1,000 roses?

Laugh uncontrollably or burst into tears whenever Valentine's Day is mentioned?

A dozen red roses or 12 chocolate doughnuts?

Have to always write with a red pen or pencil for the rest of your life or have to dot all of your “i”s and “j”s with hearts for the rest of your life?

Have bright red skin or have your heart beat loud enough for everyone in the room to hear it?

Have two love birds on your shoulder for a week or a giant stuffed bear on your back?