José Daniel Ramírez chewed while they forgot their pants, ___ they lost bathroom privileges for 24 hours.

Francisco Morales lost while they took a selfie mid-drill, ___ they led warm-up with a pot on their head.

Asher Shamayim Ibarra screamed while they broke a mop during warm-up, ___ they had to sing or act out the national anthem.

Rodrigo Flores confused while they left their rifle in the bathroom, ___ they were forced to salute every locker.

Isela Marisol Haas painted while they called Capitán Lucía 'bro', ___ they missed lunch and wrote an essay instead.

Griselda Lizeth Huerta crashed while they hid snacks in their boots, ___ they got assigned to sing the anthem solo.

Aldair Jiménez sang while they wrote their name on the wrong squad list, ___ they had to give a lecture on respect to a mop.

José Daniel Ramírez ran from while they used the whistle like a kazoo, ___ they picked between running laps or fixing the banner.

Paola Obsidiana Olmos tripped over while they sprayed deodorant like cologne, ___ they acted as the squad mascot for one day.

Isela Marisol Haas mocked while they hid under the table during the lecture, ___ they had to either be the flag or hold it for an hour.

Aldair Jiménez lied to while they put jalapeños in the coffee, ___ they stood guard over the snack machine.

Joel Esteban Capetillo mumbled while they wore someone else’s name tag, ___ they cleaned every boot in the squad.

Joel Esteban Capetillo forgot while they used glitter in the locker, ___ they could either scrub the toilets or explain protocol to the chickens.