“I know the exam is graded based on performance, but you should give me an A. My cat has been sick, my car broke down, and I’ve had a cold, so it was really hard for me to study!”

“My roommate said her philosophy class was hard, and the one I’m in is hard, too. All philosophy classes must be hard!”

“Caldwell Hall is in bad shape. Either we tear it down and put up a new building, or we continue to risk students’ safety."

“Andrea Dworkin has written several books arguing that feminism liberates women. But Dworkin is just ugly and bitter, so why should we listen to her?”

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“Animal experimentation reduces our respect for life. If we don’t respect life, we will become more tolerant of violence like war and murder. Soon our society will become a battlefield in which everyone is unsafe."

“President Jones raised taxes, and then the rate of violent crime went up. Jones is responsible for the rise in crime.”

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“Grading this exam on a curve would be the most fair thing to do. After all, classes go more smoothly when the students and the professor are getting along well.”

“UFO's are real. 70% of Americans think so!”

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