"Why Pineapple Pizza Should Be Illegal (or Mandatory)" Defend or argue against the controversial topic of pineapple on pizza in a funny and passionate way.

"The Day My Pet Started Talking to Me" Write about what your pet said when it finally spoke. What surprising secrets did it share? Did it have opinions about you?

"What Would Happen If I Became My Parent for a Day?" Describe how you’d survive being your mom or dad. Would you make rules for yourself? Would you understand them better... or worse?

"How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse with Just Your School Backpack" Describe how you would survive using only the things you usually carry to school. Bonus: What would happen to your annoying classmate?

"The Time I Swapped Lives with My Best Friend for a Day" What did you discover about their life? Did you regret it, or was it awesome?

"Why I Would Make an Awesome Ruler of the World" Write about the strange (but totally logical) rules you would create if you were the leader of Earth. Everyone must wear slippers in public?

"The Real Reason My Homework Wasn't Done: A Talking Dinosaur Ate It" Explain why your homework didn’t get finished, but make it as ridiculous and funny as possible.

"My Teacher Turned into a Robot... And It Was Kind of Cool" Describe a day at school when your teacher became a robot. Did things get better, worse, or just super weird?

"The Day Technology Decided to Get Revenge on Me" Write a funny story about your phone, laptop, or smart TV coming to life to punish you for all the times you dropped or ignored them.

"A Guide to Failing Like a Pro at School" Write a humorous essay explaining how someone could “fail” in style—like forgetting pencils, making excuses, or sleeping through class.

"Aliens Kidnapped Me... And They Were Shocked by What They Found!" Imagine aliens abducting you to study humans. What would they think about your messy room, strange habits, or favorite snacks?

"Why Aliens Should NOT Visit Earth (At Least Not Yet)" Convince aliens to skip Earth in their space travels. What crazy things might scare them away?