Being Out In Public... And tripping over something, before trying to act casual, as if it never happened.

Lifting Your Arms To Reach For Something... Revealing massive pit stains.

Going To Take A Drink Of Something... And missing your mouth, spilling it all over your shirt. The darker the liquid and the lighter the shirt, the more embarrassing the incident.

Going To Open A Door... By pulling it when it clearly 'push', or vice versa.

Creeping On Someone's Facebook... And accidentally liking a photo from three years ago.

Trying To Get Your Teacher's Attention In Primary School By accidentally calling them Mummy or Daddy.

Going To Pay For Something With Your Laser Card ... Only to find out that's there's no money in your account and it's been rejected.

Secretly Trying To Take A Picture Of Someone when the flash on your phone is on.

Trying To Walk By Someone... But you go the same way as they do, and this happens a few times before you eventually get by each other.

Holding A Hand Rail On The Bus Or Train...And touching someone else's hand in the process.

Getting Dressed In The Morning... In the dark, and only realising half way through the day that you t shirt is inside out.

Sitting In A Quiet Room... With your stomach sounding like it's trying to digest a tractor engine

Laughing At Something...That you just remembered from the other day while on your own, causing you to look like a nutjob.