would you rather be a turkey farmer or a pilgrim?

would you rather have to sing a song by yourself in front of your class OR have to walk around with mashed potatoes on your head for one school day?

would you rather have to cook the entire Thanksgiving meal OR have to clean up and do the dishes for the entire Thanksgiving meal?

would you rather have a turkey live in your room OR share your room with 5 family members for Thanksgiving?

would you rather have to eat turkey for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for a week after Thanksgiving OR have to wear a pilgrim costume to school for a week after Thanksgiving?

would you rather wash your hair with mashed potatoes OR have to take a bath in gravy?

would you rather eat your entire Thanksgiving dinner with no eating utensils OR have to sit at the table in your swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

would you rather have to write a 5 paragraph essay on what you are thankful for OR have to solve a page of Thanksgiving themed word problems?

would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with your family OR eat Thanksgiving dinner with 3 celebrities of your choice?

would you rather not be allowed to talk during Thanksgiving dinner OR not be allowed to have dessert on Thanksgiving?

would you rather have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and sugar OR have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

would you rather be a pilgrim at the first Thanksgiving OR be a Native American at the first Thanksgiving?