would you rather have to write a 5 paragraph essay on what you are thankful for OR have to solve a page of Thanksgiving themed word problems?

would you rather not be allowed to talk during Thanksgiving dinner OR not be allowed to have dessert on Thanksgiving?

would you rather wash your hair with mashed potatoes OR have to take a bath in gravy?

would you rather have to sing a song by yourself in front of your class OR have to walk around with mashed potatoes on your head for one school day?

would you rather have a turkey live in your room OR share your room with 5 family members for Thanksgiving?

would you rather never celebrate Thanksgiving again OR never celebrate Halloween again?

would you rather get to lead the Thanksgiving day parade OR get to eat Thanksgiving dinner in the White House with the president?

would you rather eat Thanksgiving dinner with your family OR eat Thanksgiving dinner with 3 celebrities of your choice?

would you rather have the best tasting Thanksgiving dinner you can imagine with a group of strangers OR have an only okay tasting thanksgiving dinner with your family and friends?

would you rather watch football after dinner OR play football after dinner?

would you rather have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and sugar OR have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

would you rather eat your entire Thanksgiving dinner with no eating utensils OR have to sit at the table in your swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

would you rather have your teacher over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner OR eat Thanksgiving dinner at your teacher's house?