Would you rather... never celebrate Thanksgiving again, or never celebrate Christmas again?

Would you rather... eat Thanksgiving dinner with family, or with friends?

Would you rather... have two days of Thanksgiving, or have two days of Christmas?

Would you rather... drink apple cider, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... sleep in a bathtub full of stuffing, or a bathtub full of pumpkin guts?

Would you rather... have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar, or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather... eat a burned Thanksgiving dinner, or an undercooked Thanksgiving dinner?

Would you rather... give up turkey, or give up mashed potatoes?

Would you rather... play in a pile of fall leaves, or make caramel apples?

Would you rather... eat your Thanksgiving dinner with no utensils, or have to sit at the table in a swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

Would you rather... lead the Thanksgiving Day parade, or eat dinner at the White House with the president?

Would you rather... have to cook an entire Thanksgiving meal, or clean up ALL the Thanksgiving dirty dishes?

Would you rather... eat Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant, or at home?