Would you rather... eat pumpkin pie, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... sleep in a bathtub full of stuffing, or a bathtub full of pumpkin guts?

Would you rather... wash your hair with mashed potatoes, or take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather... have a teacher over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner, or eat Thanksgiving dinner at a teacher's house?

Would you rather... eat your Thanksgiving dinner with no utensils, or have to sit at the table in a swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

Would you rather... eat Thanksgiving dinner with family, or with friends?

Would you rather... eat turkey, or eat ham?

Would you rather... have to eat turkey for every meal for an entire week after Thanksgiving, or have to wear a turkey costume to school for an entire week after Thanksgiving?

Would you rather... play in a pile of fall leaves, or make caramel apples?

Would you rather... have to cook an entire Thanksgiving meal, or clean up ALL the Thanksgiving dirty dishes?

Would you rather... give up turkey, or give up mashed potatoes?

Would you rather... have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar, or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?