What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

Spelled forewards I am what you do every day, spelled backward I am something you hate.

You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?

If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?

No matter how much you use me, you change me every month.

What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?

I make two people out of one. What am I?

The 22nd 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How is this possible?

How far can you walk into the woods?