I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but if you water me, I’ll die. What am I?

There was a pink one-story house in a cozy neighborhood. Everything in it was pink – the walls, the carpets, the furniture, even the cat! What color were the stairs?

Which jungle animal is hiding “inside” these letters – L P H N?

If tomorrow I said “the day before yesterday was Saturday”, which day is today?

What has to be broken before you can use it?

What has a mouth but doesn’t eat? A bank with no money? A bed but doesn’t sleep and waves but no hands?

Paul the Polar Bear had a birthday party, with each guest bringing five fish. A nasty little penguin stole two fish but there were still 198 fish left. How many people came to the party?

You’re a bus driver. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the fourth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?

What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?

Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?

A mouse wants to get in better shape. She’s going to start by climbing the stairs. Starting on the fourth floor, she climbs up five stories, down seven stories, up six stories, down three stories, and up four stories again. Where is she

Jason turned left, right, spun around 360°, stood on his head, and then walked backward before taking a picture of the sunset. What direction was he pointing?