Many teeth, no bite

Two in a corner, one in a room, none in a house, but one in a shelter.

How far can you walk into the woods?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy saw no scale so he agreed and lost. How?

What kind of band does not play music?

What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

What can you hold in your right hand but never your left hand?

If your uncle's sister is not your aunt, who is she?

Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, when I have flown. What am I?

You walk into a room that contains a match, kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?