Would you rather... have a teacher over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner, or eat Thanksgiving dinner at a teacher's house?

Would you rather... eat turkey, or eat ham?

Would you rather... cook the entire Thanksgiving meal for your family, or volunteer serving people at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving?

Would you rather... eat your Thanksgiving dinner with no utensils, or have to sit at the table in a swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

Would you rather... give up turkey, or give up mashed potatoes?

Would you rather... eat Thanksgiving dinner with family, or with friends?

Would you rather... sleep in a bathtub full of stuffing, or a bathtub full of pumpkin guts?

Would you rather... watch football after dinner, or play football after dinner?

Would you rather... wash your hair with mashed potatoes, or take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather... drink apple cider, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar, or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather... play in a pile of fall leaves, or make caramel apples?

Would you rather... never celebrate Thanksgiving again, or never celebrate Christmas again?