Would you rather... eat pumpkin pie, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... drink apple cider, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... have to eat turkey for every meal for an entire week after Thanksgiving, or have to wear a turkey costume to school for an entire week after Thanksgiving?

Would you rather... wash your hair with mashed potatoes, or take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather... play in a pile of fall leaves, or make caramel apples?

Would you rather... eat a burned Thanksgiving dinner, or an undercooked Thanksgiving dinner?

Would you rather... watch football after dinner, or play football after dinner?

Would you rather... cook the entire Thanksgiving meal for your family, or volunteer serving people at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving?

Would you rather... have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar, or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather... sleep in a bathtub full of stuffing, or a bathtub full of pumpkin guts?

Would you rather... eat Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant, or at home?

Would you rather... eat turkey, or eat ham?