Would you rather... give up turkey, or give up mashed potatoes?

Would you rather... have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar, or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather... drink apple cider, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... watch football after dinner, or play football after dinner?

Would you rather... eat pumpkin pie, or eat apple pie?

Would you rather... have a teacher over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner, or eat Thanksgiving dinner at a teacher's house?

Would you rather... have to cook an entire Thanksgiving meal, or clean up ALL the Thanksgiving dirty dishes?

Would you rather... eat a burned Thanksgiving dinner, or an undercooked Thanksgiving dinner?

Would you rather... eat your Thanksgiving dinner with no utensils, or have to sit at the table in a swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

Would you rather... wash your hair with mashed potatoes, or take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather... never celebrate Thanksgiving again, or never celebrate Christmas again?

Would you rather... lead the Thanksgiving Day parade, or eat dinner at the White House with the president?