Would you rather... have two days of Thanksgiving, or have two days of Christmas?

Would you rather... watch football after dinner, or play football after dinner?

Would you rather... eat turkey, or eat ham?

Would you rather... eat a burned Thanksgiving dinner, or an undercooked Thanksgiving dinner?

Would you rather... have to cook an entire Thanksgiving meal, or clean up ALL the Thanksgiving dirty dishes?

Would you rather... sleep in a bathtub full of stuffing, or a bathtub full of pumpkin guts?

Would you rather... cook the entire Thanksgiving meal for your family, or volunteer serving people at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving?

Would you rather... eat Thanksgiving dinner at a restaurant, or at home?

Would you rather... have a teacher over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner, or eat Thanksgiving dinner at a teacher's house?

Would you rather... have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar, or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?

Would you rather... eat your Thanksgiving dinner with no utensils, or have to sit at the table in a swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

Would you rather... wash your hair with mashed potatoes, or take a bath in gravy?