Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon. (x2)

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches? (x2)

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker!

Good, better, best, never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better best.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flap in the flue.

Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

How many berries could a bare berry carry, if a bare berry could carry berries? Well, they can't carry berries (which could make you very wary) but a bare berry carried is more scary!

English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.