The other cat I live with is sitting in my favorite spot so I hiss at him.

The human places something made of glass on the counter. I take my paw and bat it. The object crashes to the floor and shatters into many pieces and the human is cursing and yelling at me.

I am peacefully eating my food when suddenly a terrifying green thing appears and I jump so high I could reach the moon! "It's just a cucumber," the human says laughing and mocking me.

The human wraps me in a towel and cuts my nails. I hate when the human does this but I am so scared that I don't move and allow it to happen.

The human wants to put me in a bag and drive me to some person who will poke and prod me so I hide behind the couch.

I sleep over 16 hours a day. I wake up to eat and use the litterbox.

The human is moving some large noisy object across the carpet so I hide under the bed until the nightmare is over.

The human throws a bunch of cat treats on the floor. Just as I am about to eat one, the other cat devours it. I arch my back, growl, and pounce on him!