Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a snow bank.
What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why was the snowman looking in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
Which kids wear the biggest snow boots?
The ones with the biggest feet!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
What's a snowman's favorite drink?
Iced tea.
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
"Have an ice day!"
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle!
Who were Frosty's parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
How do snowmen pay their bills?
With cold hard cash.
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A snowball!
How would you scare a snowman?
Show him a hairdryer!
What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy!
What kind of cake do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of icing.
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Want to go for a spin?
What is Frosty's favourite Mexican food?
Brrrr - itos.
What did the snowman order at Wendy's?
A Frosty.
What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
How did the Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
What's a snowman's favorite meat?
Cold cuts!
What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman's head?
It knocked him out cold.
How do you know that a snowman was in your home?
You find a carrot next to the fireplace.
What falls but never hurts itself?
Snow!
Where do snowmen get the weather report?
The Winternet.
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don't have any pockets!
What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
Owlgebra.
What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
Chilly sauce.