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  • Why did the man pour veggies all over the world?
    He wanted peas on Earth.
  • How many eggs would a rooster lay over three weeks, provided it is adequately fed and housed?
    Zero. Roosters do not lay eggs.
  • What goes up when the rain comes down?
    An umbrella
  • When I’m ripe, I’m green, when you eat me, I’m red, and when you spit me out, I’m black. What am I?
    A watermelon
  • If an electric train is travelling south which way is the smoke going?
    Electric trains don’t produce smoke.
  • I’m a bird, a person, and a fruit. What am I?
    A Kiwi
  • If 2 is company and 3 is a crowd, what is 4 and 5?
    Nine.
  • What’s easy to get into but hard to get out of?
    Trouble
  • What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
    A carpet
  • What is the worst vegetable to have on a boat?
    A leek
  • Why did the candle fall in love?
    He met the perfect match.
  • What do you call a cat who loves to swim?
    A catfish
  • What begins with T, finishes with T, and has T in it?
    A teapot
  • How can you make the number one disappear?
    Add the letter ‘G’. It becomes ‘gone’.
  • What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
    The letter H.
  • You cut me, slice me, dice me, and all the while, you cry. What am I?
    An onion
  • What question can you never say ‘yes’ to?
    "Are you asleep?"
  • If I had 6 oranges in one hand and 8 in the other, what would I have?
    Very big hands.