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What kind of a key opens a banana?
A monkey.
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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
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A man purchased a $20,000 car but he didn’t have to pay a penny. How did he do it?
He didn’t have to pay a penny, he had to pay $20,000
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Seven ladies tried to fit under a small umbrella, none of them got wet. How did they do it?
It wasn't raining!
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In what glasses shouldn’t you pour apple juice?
The already full ones.
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Why did the man go to bed?
Because the bed can't come to him.
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What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Your shadow.
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Why is the letter T like an island?
Because it's in the middle of water.
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Before Mountain Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mountain Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.
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A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
They won't get a banana out of a coconut tree!
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When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you are eating a watermelon.
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What did the apple say to the banana?
Nothing! Apples don't talk.
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How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.
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A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don’t stop him. Why?
He was walking.
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What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
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What has ten letters and starts with gas?
An automobile.
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