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  • What did the rock say when it rolled into a tree?
    Nothing, rocks don’t talk.
  • What time do you go to the dentist?
    Two Thirty
  • Why do witches fly on brooms?
    Because vacuum cleaners can’t fly
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A Fsh
  • Why are tooth fairies so smart?
    They gather a lot of wisdom teeth!
  • What breaks every time you name it?
    Silence
  • What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
    A sour-puss
  • What did the bee say to the flower?
    “Hello honey!”
  • What has garbage and flies?
    A garbage truck
  • Why did the penguin cross the road?
    To go with the flow
  • What type of ship does a vampire sail in?
    A blood vessel
  • Who can jump higher than the highest mountain?
    We can because mountains can’t jump
  • Why did the robber take a bath?
    She wanted to make a clean getaway
  • What is good for a bald head?
    Some Hair
  • What do you call a bear with no teeth?
    A gummy bear