A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
the man was bald
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A Penny.
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
a table
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
I am a candle.
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What month of the year has 28 days?
all of them
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
What kind of band never plays music?
a rubber band
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
a fence
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
your breath
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
a comb
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
an onion