I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
What kind of band never plays music?
a rubber band
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
a comb
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
your breath
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
a fence
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
a table
I make two people out of one. What am I?
A mirror.
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
an onion
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A Penny.
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
I am a candle.
What month of the year has 28 days?
all of them
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
the man was bald