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  • A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
    the man was bald
  • What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
    A Penny.
  • I make two people out of one. What am I?
    A mirror.
  • I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
  • I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
    a candle
  • What room do ghosts avoid?
    The living room.
  • What has legs, but doesn't walk?
    a table
  • My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
    I am a candle.
  • What can you catch, but not throw?
    a cold
  • What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
  • Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
    Neither, they both weigh the same.
  • What month of the year has 28 days?
    all of them
  • When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
    In the dictionary.
  • What kind of band never plays music?
    a rubber band
  • I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
    a fence
  • I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
    a map
  • What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
  • I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
    your breath
  • I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
    a comb
  • I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
    an onion