I forgot my best friend's birthday yesterday. What should I do?
Blame it on your time machine malfunctioning, then throw them a "be late but better" celebration
My friend put an embarrassing photo of me on the Internet
Post an even sillier photo of yourself. Let everyone know that you are always amazing!
I want to be on TV and become famous
Start a quirky YouTube channel. If a cat playing piano can go viral, so can your talent for juggling flamingos