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What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing, Wing”
This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?
A turKEY!
Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?
Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.
If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?
What sound does a limping turkey make?
“Wobble, wobble!”
Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?
A potato.
What smells the best every Thanksgiving?
Your nose!
If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?
"Google, Google, Google."
What is hard, oddly shaped, and brings you good fortune on Thanksgiving?
A wishbone.
What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?
What are unhappy cranberries called?
Where do turkeys go to dance?
The Butter Ball.
At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?
Neither - you should use a knife.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
Why did they let the turkey join the Thanksgiving band?
Because he had the drum sticks.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.