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What type of ship does a vampire sail in?
A blood vessel
What has garbage and flies?
A garbage truck
What breaks every time you name it?
Silence
What did the rock say when it rolled into a tree?
Nothing, rocks don’t talk.
Who can jump higher than the highest mountain?
We can because mountains can’t jump
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A Fsh
Why did the robber take a bath?
She wanted to make a clean getaway
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners can’t fly
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?
A sour-puss
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go with the flow
Why are tooth fairies so smart?
They gather a lot of wisdom teeth!
What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hello honey!”
What time do you go to the dentist?
Two Thirty
What is good for a bald head?
Some Hair