How can 1+ 1 = 6?
Draw a line on the + to make it a 4
I can be cracked. I can be played. I can be told. I can be made. What am I?
A joke! ... "I cracked a joke! I played a joke on him. I told him a joke. I made a joke!"
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain. (mountain!)