Funny questions about Columbus day
Columbus's ship was named the Santa Maria. If he sailed today, what would his boat's cringe-worthy social media handle be? (@OceanBlueSailor? #IndiesOrBust?)
Columbus's ships were the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa María. If you had to name a ship after your favorite snack, what would the ship be called? (The Pizza Roll? The Spicy Chip?)
If King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain could send Columbus a text message on his trip, what is the funniest thing they would text him?