A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender to get him a glass of water. The bartender takes out a gun and points it at the man. The man says “Thank you” and leaves. Why?

Every time she turned on water to do the dishes someone got killed. Why?

A man and a woman got married. After the wedding they stopped working and spent days having fun and relaxing. One month later they became millionaires. How was it possible?

Bruce won a race but didn’t get any money. Why?

A former sailor made an announcement in a newspaper. “Get a working cure for sea sickness for a small price of $10”. Later he got arrested even though he didn’t fool anyone. What happened?

A little girl got up and offered a seat to an elderly lady who had just got on the bus. The elderly lady started laughing and refused. Why?

Mike leaves home and when he decides to come back a man in a mask doesn’t allow him to. Who is the man and what happened?