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What is a sea monster’s favorite dish?

Fish and ships! Fish and chips is a popular dish in the UK. Chips sounds a little bit like ships!

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What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?

A milkshake!

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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banana

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seesaw

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rocket

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banana

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What is full of holes but can still hold water?

A sponge!

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Where do cows go on the weekend?

To the moo-vies! 'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema.

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Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight knights! A long time ago, knights were men who wore metal clothes and rode horses. 'Knight' has a silent 'k' so sounds the same at 'night'.

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Why are fish so clever?

Because they are always in schools. You know what the word 'school' means, but did you know that it's also the word used for a group of fish?

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thief

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gift

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rocket

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thief

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thief

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shark

Other team loses 10 points!

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rocket

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baam

Lose 25 points!

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What's a snake's favorite subject at school?

Hissssstory! Explanation: Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

He had no body to go with! No body = he doesn't have a body Nobody = no one The poor skeleton had no one to go to the party with!

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Which ant is bigger than an elephant?

A gi-ant!

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trap

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gold

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shark

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thief

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Why did the child study in the aeroplane?

He wanted a higher education! 'Higher education' is when you continue studying at college or university when you finish school. Aeroplanes fly high in the sky.

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What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk! If a fly doesn't have any wings it can't fly, it can only walk!

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