Whether the weather be fine, or whether the weather be not, whether the weather be cold, or whether the weather be hot, we'll weather the weather whatever the weather, whether we like it or not.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers would Peter Piper pick?

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

Good, better, best, never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better best.

Thirty three thousand thoughtless boys thought they would make a thundering noise. So the thirty thousand three thumbs thumbed on the thirty three thousand tree drums.

English can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flap in the flue.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.