I Very Much Desire That a Large Herbivorous African Mammal Able to Remain Under Water for a Considerable Time Be Bestowed upon Me as a Holiday Gift

An Anthropomorphic Representation of the Human Form Constructed of Two to Three Orbs of Compacted Frozen Precipitation, Hexagonal in Shape, Often with Facial Features of Mineral and/or Vegetable Matter with a Moniker Referring to Freezing

The Greatest, Superlatively Fabulous Portion of All the Twelve Months Has Arrived

Dancing to Music with a Heavily Accented Beat while Circumnavigating an Evergreen Appropriately Decorated with Ornamentation Associated with the Yuletide Season.

Permit Precipitation in the Form of Hexagonal Ice Crystals to Fall from the Atmosphere to the Earth! Permit Precipitation in the Form of Hexagonal Ice Crystals to Fall from the Atmosphere to the Earth! Permit Precipitation in the Form of

Do Take It upon Yourself to Enjoy a Jovially Pleasant, Though Diminutive, December Holiday

A Hollow, Metal Instrument, Typically Cup-shaped or Spherical, with an Internal Clapper or Pellet That When Suspended from Its Vertex and Shaken Will Render a Clinking or Tinkling Sound That Is Marked by a Heavily Accented Beat Compelling O

The Holiday Celebrated the Twenty-Fifth Day of the Month of December on the Georgian Calendar and Described in This Particular Musical Composition as Being the Color of Pure Snow or the Outer Margins of This Page.

One-dozen Complete Rotations of the Earth Connected to the Festive Celebration That Takes Place Each Year During the Month of December.

That Most Famous of All North Pole Residents Is Approaching at This Very Moment

This First Person Singular Personal Pronoun Observed Its Maternal Parent Pursing Her Lips and Lightly Pressing Them Against Those of the Male Person Identified by Several Aliases, Including Kris Kringle.

The Short Metrical Composition Intended for Singing Created Specifically for the Small, Striped Terrestrial Rodent of the Genera Tamias’

The Yuletide Season As Described by a Group of Trees or Shrubs Having Glossy, Spiny-tipped Leaves and Red Berries and a Cheerfully, Festive Disposition