You tell your friend you won 1 million dollars from the lottery. Your friend says "Ya right!" Is this sarcasm or real?

"You suck (friend jokingly)!" Is this sarcasm or real?

You and a friend are working on a project. Your friend does barely of the work. You say "Thanks for the help!" Is this sarcasm or real?

Someone throws a football lightly and accidentally hits the coach on the head. The coach says "That barely hurts." Is this sarcasm or real?

Your brother is really angry at you. He says your a perfect brother. Is this sarcasm or real?

"Ouch!" says the nurse after she gives your brother a major injection. Is this sarcasm or real?

Your friend is extremely fast. He says "I bet I can outrun you even if you had rollerblades." Is this sarcasm or real?

Your friend tastes a very sour candy. He says "This tastes like acid." Is this sarcasm or real?

Someone throws a football strongly and accidentally hits the coach on the head. The coach says "That barely hurts." Is this sarcasm or real?

You score a 20 out of 100 on your math test. Your friend scored a higher score than you.  Your friend says "Oh no!" to the score. Is this sarcasm or real?

Your friend breaks your game system. He is very sorry. He says "I promise I will fix it." Is this sarcasm or real?

Your teacher is having a rough day. All of a sudden, a school announcement occurs that says that all classes will end immediately for the day. She says "Just what I need!" Is this sarcasm or real?

"Ouch!" says the nurse after she gives your brother a minor injection. Is this sarcasm or real?