In math class the teacher wrote the equation on the board. You study the equation and realize she did it wrong. You say, “ Hey, aren’t you supposed to be the math teacher?

Your family went to visit your grandmother. She hugs you hello and you say, “You look even older than the last time I saw you! ”

You sit next to a girl on the bus. Her hair doesn’t look brushed. You say, “Wow, did you just roll out of bed?

You called a friend to talk and they said they can’t talk because they are hanging out with someone else. You say, “Oh, okay. Maybe we can hangout soon too. “

Your school bus is crowded. Somedays you have to sit three to a seat. This really upsets you. You say to the bus driver, “I’m afraid to sit like this; could you please move someone else?

Every year for Christmas your aunt buys you a new bathrobe. You still have the robe from last year you never use. You say, “Another robe?”

You walk into your friends’ room. It smells like dirty sneakers. You say, “When’s the last time you cleaned your room?

Today in the cafe, they are serving something you’ve never tried before. Your friends are talking about it. You say, “I’ve never had it but I bet it will taste okay.”

It’s snowing out. Your dad asks you to go shovel your elderly neighbors sidewalk. You say, “You can, you’re already going outside to go to work.”

Your science teacher hands out the test. Your friend always gets the best grade. You tell your friend, “Wow, I think you may be a famous scientist someday!”

It’s your last baseball game and the coach congratulates the team. Then he says the team party is cancelled because he has to go home early. You are disappointed and upset. You say, “The party would have been fun but we have had a great sea

When you get to school the classroom is really cold. They announce that the heat is being fixed. You say, “Brrr, I wish I was a penguin instead of a student today.”