A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

Betty Botter bought some butter But she said the butter’s bitter If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make my batter better So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.