I can fill up a room, but take no space. What am I?
A light!
What is a bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop music!
What is bright orange with a green top and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
You buy me to eat, but you never eat me. What am I?
A fork!
What has an eye but can't see anything?
A needle!
What has a key, but can't open a locked door?
A monkey!
What do dogs have that no other animal has?
Puppies!
The more you take away, the bigger it gets. What is it?
A hole!
I have no eyes, ears, or legs, but I can help you move earth. What am I?
An earthworm!
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary!
What type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse!
A king, a queen, and two twins are in a room. How are there no adults?
They are beds!
What kind of flower does everyone wear on their face?
Tulips!
What kind of band can't play music?
A rubber band!
What can you taste everyday but never eat?
Toothpaste!
Where is the ocean the deepest?
At the bottom!
