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R Jokes

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    Practice R sounds while having some fun!
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  • How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
    A buccaneer (A buck an ear)
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  • What do you get when you cross a shark with a parrot?
    A bird that will talk your ear off
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  • Where do dogs drive their cars.
    The barking lot
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  • What sickness to old dogs get?
    Arf-ritis
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  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
    He was feeling crumby
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  • Why did the tomato turn red?
    Because it saw the salad dressing
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  • How do you count a herd of cattle?
    With a cow-culator
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  • Why did the french fry lose the race?
    It couldn't ketchup
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  • What do bad guys eat for dessert?
    Crookies
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  • What instrument to skeletons like to play?
    Trom-bone
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  • Why did the snowman go to the grocery store?
    He wanted to pick his nose
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  • What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive.
    A Minnie-van
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  • What happened when the frog left his car in a "No Parking Zone'?
    It got toad
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  • What kind of horse only goes out at night?
    A night-mare
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  • Why can't a bike stand up by itself?
    Because it is two-tired
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  • When is a yellow book not a yellow book?
    When it is read (red)
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