What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves!
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer?
I Scream.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
The Baaa-hamas.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Finland!
What part of the fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why did the robot go on vacation?
It needed to recharge his batteries.
What do you call seagulls that live near the bay?
Bagels.
Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?
It's cool.
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in?
Long time, no sea.
What does a mermaid use to call her friends?
A shell phone.
What do you pay to spend a day on the beach?
Sand dollars.
Why did the detective show up at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
