I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
a candle
What month of the year has 28 days?
all of them
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
the man was bald
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
your breath
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
I add lots of flavor and have many layers, but if you get to close I'll make you cry. What am I?
an onion
What has legs, but doesn't walk?
a table
I run along your property and all around the backyard, yet I never move. What am I?
a fence
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither, they both weigh the same.
What can you catch, but not throw?
a cold
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
cupcake
What kind of cup doesn't hold water?
hiccup
What kind of band never plays music?
a rubber band
I have many teeth, but I cannot bite. What am I?
a comb
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?
A Penny.
What room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
