I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner...
It was just gathering dust!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did the coffee report to the police?
A mugging.
Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
