David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David.
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard.
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath.
I have two hands, but I can not scratch myself. What am I?
A clock.
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.What am I?
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
I have no feet, no hands, no wings, but I climb to the sky. What am I?
Smoke.
If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?
A Secret.
How can you make seven even?
Remove the letter s.
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door.
Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.What am I?
I am a mirror.
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hello, honey!
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in the 2nd place. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of stones?
The same. They both weigh a pound!
