What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
__u__ch and __in__er
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What is always coming but never arrives?
__o__or__ow
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What gets wetter the more it dries?
a t__w__l
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What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
__ __c__r__e__t__y
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What goes up but never ever comes down?
yo__ r __ g__
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If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
a __e__ret
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What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
an e__v__l__pe
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A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His __or__e is n__me__ __ri__ay
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What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The __ett__r __
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How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
He __ic__ed __t in t__e a__r.
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A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate. “This boy is my son,” the doctor said. But the doctor wasn’t the boy’s father. How could this be?
__h__ w__s __is __ __m.
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What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
a c__oc__
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I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
a ca__d__e
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How many seconds are there in a year?
Twelve. Why?
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Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
a__l tw__lv__
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A man dressed in all black is walking down a country lane. Suddenly, a large black car with no lights on comes around the corner and screeches to a halt. How did the car’s driver know he was there?
