Paul the polar bear had a birthday party, with each guest bringing five fish. A nasty little penguin stole two fish but there were still 198 fish left. How many people came to the party?
40
Frankie the frog had an accident and broke one of his legs. He went to the hospital on Monday, November 1 and left on November 30. What day of the week is it?
What day of the week is today? That's your answer.
Rico the rabbit eats 1 carrot on Sunday, 2 carrots on Monday, 4 carrots on Tuesday, and so on. How many carrots does he eat every week?
127 (1+2+4+8+16+32+64=127)
What happened in 1961 and will not happen again until 6009?
The year will again be the same upside down.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?
Washington, DC
What has a head and a tail but no body?
coin
If there are three apples and you took away two, how many do you have?
two
Ten copycats were sitting in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
none
What gets wetter & wetter the more it dries?
towel
A cowboy rode to an inn on Wednesday. He stayed two nights and left on Wednesday. How could that be?
His horse was named Wednesday.
What has a mouth but doesn’t eat? A bank with no money? A bed but doesn’t sleep and waves but no hands?
a river
Jeff’s dad has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ___?
Jeff
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a single hair on his head got wet. How come?
The man was bald.
You’re a bus driver. At the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 8 people get on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the fourth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus driver’s eyes?
Whatever color eyes you have!
If there’s a frog, dead in the center of a lily pad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
Neither, the frog is dead.
