How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood As a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

Susie works in a shoeshine shop. Where she shines she sits, and where she sits she shines

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.

I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you.

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

The 33 thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.