I saw Susie sitting in a shoeshine shop.

I thought a thought but the thought I thought, wasn’t the thought you thought I thought. If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought I thought.

Betty Botter bought some butter But she said the butter’s bitter If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make my batter better So ‘twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter

I thought I thought of thinking of thanking you.

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ‘Is it harder to toot, or to tutor two tooters to toot?'

I have got a date at a quarter to eight; I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late.

Can you can a canned can into an un-canned can like a canner can can a canned can into an un-canned can?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thick, say it quick! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. Spread it thicker, say it quicker! Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread. 

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

Any noise annoys an oyster but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.