Turkey Day Jokes | Baamboozle

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Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?

Yes, because ostriches don’t fly.

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This key has legs, but can’t open a door. What is it?

A turKEY!

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If you feel scared on Halloween and jolly on Christmas, how do you feel on Thanksgiving?

Stuffed!

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When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.

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What smells the best every Thanksgiving?

Your nose!

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What is the favorite sport of pumpkins and gourds?

Squash.

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What are unhappy cranberries called?

Blueberries.

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What sound does a limping turkey make?

“Wobble, wobble!”

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At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?

Neither - you should use a knife.

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If the turkey says "gobble, gobble, gobble," and a peach says "cobbler, cobbler, cobbler," what would a computer say?

"Google, Google, Google."

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

“Wing, Wing”

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Most people eat me, and that is no surprise. I taste great as chips, mashed, and also fries. What am I?

A potato.

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