Would you rather...get to lead the Thanksgiving parade or get to eat Thanksgiving dinner in the White House with the president?

Would you rather...have to sing the song "Over the River and Through the Woods" by yourself in front of your class or have to walk around with mashed potatoes on your head for one school day?

Would you rather...wash your hair with mash potatoes or have to take a bath in gravy?

Would you rather... have to eat turkey for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week after Thanksgiving or have to wear a pilgrim costume to school for a week after Thanksgiving?

Would you rather...never celebrate Thanksgiving again or never celebrate Valentine's Day again?

Would you rather...have to eat only cranberry sauce for a day or have to eat only gravy for a day?

Would you rather...have to slaughter the turkey you and your family eat for Thanksgiving dinner or have the turkey your family eats for Thanksgiving live with you in your room for a week before it is killed at your Thanksgiving feast?

Would you rather...be a pilgrim at the first Thanksgiving or be a Native American at the first Thanksgiving?

Would you rather...have to write a five paragraph essay on what you are thankful for or have to solve a page of Thanksgiving-themed word problems?

Would you rather...eat your entire Thanksgiving dinner with no eating utensils or have to sit at the table in your swimsuit and a pilgrim hat?

Would you rather...watch football after dinner or play football after dinner?

Would you rather....eat Thanksgiving dinner with your family or eat Thanksgiving dinner with three celebrities of your choice?

Would you rather...have to eat a piece of pumpkin pie in which the cook accidentally switched the salt and the sugar or have to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes that contains three flies?