Today you all got your school pictures back. Your friend says, “Wow, these came out really great. We all look like ourselves.”

You woke up in a bad mood. Your sister says, “I guess you got up on the wrong side of the bed.”

Your dad brought home flowers for your mom, today. You say, “Well, aren't you a thoughtful husband.”

You open a bottle of soda pop, and it sprays all over the counter. You say, “Wow, This one shot like a rocket.”

Your friend drops his ice cream on the ground and says, "Today's my lucky day."

Your sister baked some cupcakes for the first time. After tasting it, you say, “To be completely honest, it leaves a bad taste in the mouth.”

You brought your teacher her favorite candy bar. She says, “Well, you are sweet, thank you.”

My best friend had a secret to tell me. When I saw her in the hallway I said, "I'm all ears."

I am the lead in the play. As I was going on the stage my mom said "Break a leg!"

You and your friend had just purchased something from the bookstore. You hear a noise as you are walking and say to your friend, “I can hear the change jingling in your pocket.”

Mark comes to school with his entire arm in a cast. He says, "It's just a scratch."

Mary says, "My new computer was so expensive. It costs a million dollars."

Your science teacher announces that your class has the best average of all the classes and says, “You are all as smart as whips.”