What noise annoys an oyster? The noise that annoys an oyster is a noise that knows no oyster. (2x)

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? (2x)

All I want is a proper cup of coffee, made in a proper copper coffee pot I may be off my dot, but I want a cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot.

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye. If cows could fly, I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

Green glass globes glow greenly. (2x)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if the woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could. And chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

He threw three free throws. (3x)

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa?

Sheena leads, Sheila needs. (3x)

Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday. (2x)

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards. (2x)