"Eating dessert before dinner is far more logical because you enjoy it when you are easily at your hungriest."

"Cold pizza straight from the fridge the next morning is easily the best breakfast, and reheating it makes it not nearly as satisfying."

"Modern sitcoms are a lot wittier than 90s comedies, which were slightly too reliant on laugh tracks to tell the audience what was funny."

"Watching a movie at home is considerably more comfortable than going to a theater, and with modern TVs, the cinema experience is not nearly as superior as it used to be."

"Working from home is by far the greatest workplace revolution, making office cubicles look not nearly as productive or peaceful."

"Pineapple on pizza makes it nearly twice as flavorful, making traditional savory pizzas seem a bit boring by comparison."

"Food that is slightly too spicy is by far better than food that is even a bit bland, which is nearly the worst thing a chef can serve."

"Cooking for friends is considerably more rewarding than taking them out to a restaurant, even if the cleanup is quite a bit more exhausting."

"Upgrading your phone every year is not much wiser than throwing money away, as the new models are only slightly faster than the ones from last year."

"Sleeping in until noon on weekends is a lot more therapeutic than going to bed early, even if it makes Monday morning slightly harder to face."

"Traveling completely alone is by far the best way to discover who you are, making group tours look not much better than a high school field trip."

"French fries are easily the greatest side dish ever invented, and sweet potato fries are not nearly as delicious, no matter how much people pretend they are."