Which one is not a synonym of "bum"? Bottom, Posterior, Butler

The reason why Joe and Bob stob being friends is that Bob doesn´t like that Joe had paid The Grubbs money to stop bullying him / Bob doesn´t like that Joe is rich / Bob has a new friend

A stone is 3,65 kg / 6,35 kg / 5,36 kg

Joe had given Mrs Trafe money for a hip / eye / nose operation but she had plastic surgery instead

Miss Spite taught Maths / History / Biology

He was short and fat, just like his son. Harier in a lot of places too, apart from his head which was bld and shiny. Before becoming rich he used to work in a vast loo-roll factory. Who is he?

She was a very fat jolly lady who always wore glasses with brightly coloured frames and she was always sitting in the headmaster´s office behind her desk. Who is she?

"The Tortoise" was the headmaster´s / Bob´s / Mr Dust´s secretary´s nickname

She was the dinner-lady at school. Who is she?

They are identical twins, a boy and a girl, the school bullies. Who are they?

Bumfresh was... purple / made of recycled paper / moist in the front and dry on the back

Joe gets angry at his dad and runs away because he finds out that...his dad and Sapphire got engaged/ his dad had got Miss Spite Sacked and paid Lauren to like him/ Bumfresh has made people's bottoms go purple