Would you rather witness the beginning of the universe or the end of the universe?

Would you rather be enslaved by aliens or enslaved by ghosts?

Would you rather only be able to listen to a really annoying song for the rest of your life or only be able to smell foul smell for the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a really good girl scout cookie and not be able to eat it or have working headphones that stop working every 5 seconds for 2 seconds?

Would you rather be forced to go live on the moon forever or be forced to live on mars forever?

Would you rather get a burn or frost bite on your hand?

Would you rather be forced to be a gladiator or a human subject in a scientific experiment?

Would you rather be turned into a monkey or have a cat stuck to your arm?

Would you rather get the best internet in the world for 7 days or have a really good computer for 7 days?

Would you rather be attacked by a vampire or be a vampire hunter?

Would you rather not be able to age (stop at current age) or stop learning in middle school (never learn anything new)?

Would you rather step on a bee barefoot or hit in the groin with a ball?

Would you rather be unable to swallow food effectively without help or breath effectively without help?