Saying Something To Someone... And your voice breaks weirdly like a 13 year-old going through puberty half way through the sentence.

Holding A Hand Rail On The Bus Or Train...And touching someone else's hand in the process.

Lifting Your Arms To Reach For Something... Revealing massive pit stains.

Walking down the Street In One Direction... Only to find out that you're going the wrong way, and you have to turn around.

Sitting In A Quiet Room... With your stomach sounding like it's trying to digest a tractor engine

Going To Open A Door... By pulling it when it clearly 'push', or vice versa.

Being Out In Public... And tripping over something, before trying to act casual, as if it never happened.

Going To Take A Drink Of Something... And missing your mouth, spilling it all over your shirt. The darker the liquid and the lighter the shirt, the more embarrassing the incident.

Secretly Trying To Take A Picture Of Someone when the flash on your phone is on.

Waiting For A Door To Open Automatically ... When the door isn't automatic.

Getting Dressed In The Morning... In the dark, and only realising half way through the day that you t shirt is inside out.

Asking Someone To Repeat Themselves... Before asking twice more. And when you still haven't heard what they've said, you just have to reply with 'yes', and hope for the best.